Worst rumor ever: Pam Anderson dating Michael Jackson

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We know certain supermarket tabloids are known for their reports of Elvis sightings, alien abductions and celebrity confessions that never happened, but several UK sites are reporting that Pamela Anderson has been seeing Michael Jackson. C'mon guys, we're not buying it! Pam digs the rocker types like Tommy Lee and Kid Rock while Michael Jackson prefers… well… back to the topic at hand.

Apparently Jacko and Pam are currently "hooking up in Malibu." A source claims, "It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger." Hmm, wouldn't Michael be public about this? He could use the good publicity.

"They arrived separately at the Shutters Hotel on Malibu Beach so no one would suspect anything and then had a few drinks in the bar," says the eyewitness. "They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off."

Oh yeah, and the insider claims a second date already took place. "They went for a coffee at Country Mart in Malibu and looked very comfortable with each other. They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids. And he seemed genuinely interested in Pamela."

Do you believe any of this? Where do you think celebrity rumors start? [Mirror]