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  • Health Benefits of Laughing (Lawyer Defending a Thief)

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    Laughter is a great way to reduce the physical symptoms of stress. It also helps us out psychologically and is a great way to relieve tension. Being able to laugh at life, yourself and your situation, puts you in a better position for coping. It can even help prevent burnout for people in highly demanding jobs.
    Laughter is the best medicine! Live healthy, laugh, laugh, laugh!



    Joke of the Day - Lawyer Defending a Thief

    A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:

    "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb."

    "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."

    The defendant smiled.

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  • Singing Can Change Your Life!

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    Singing Can Change Your Life!

    If you love to sing, then you`re already aware that singing is fun, energizing and a great stress reducer. But if you`re one of millions who claim ` can`t sing!` then I suggest that you consider singing as an absolutely free, non-prescription, safe and effective life-enhancing tool. If you`re facing physical, emotional or mental challenges, or if you just want more peace and happiness, here are 10 ways singing can change your life!

    1. Promotes deep breathing!
    As you begin to use `full body breathing` with a relaxed, soft belly, you allow the diaphragm to drop down, giving the lungs the freedom to expand more fully. Relaxed abdominals are essential for proper breath support while singing. I like to think of `filling up like a balloon` when I sing. This gives firm, active breath support and allows for deep, full breathing. Singing promotes slow, deep, healthy breathing.

    2. Oxygenates the blood!
    As you use full body breathing, you are Read More »from Singing Can Change Your Life!
  • Lottery Theft does not pay

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    Lottery Theft does not pay

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    Win the Lottery

    Knowledge is power and when it come to answering the question how to win the lottery and other games of chance this is even more true. All games of chance, if they are not rigged, have a positive expectation of being won. It is not a matter of can you win but when you will win.

    How To Win The Lottery By Understanding Probability

    Probability is the ratio of an event happening to total number of events that could happen. Lets take a simple die as an example. A die is a cube with each of its sides marked by a different number of dots, usually 1 through 6. if I roll that die I have one chance that the event of a 3 will be rolled out of 6 events since the die only has six sides. Therefore, my probability of guessing the correct roll on a die is 1 in 6 or 1:6. If I were rolling 2 dice, I would have a 2 in 11 chance at guessing which number would show up. Remember you Read More »from Lottery Theft does not pay
  • Fewer teenage girls report having sex

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    Fewer teenage girls report having sex

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    How to Successfully Talk to a Teenage Girl About Sex

    Discussing sex and sexual issues with teenagers can be a daunting task, especially for parents. The way media venues depict sex and sexuality has shaped societal perceptions and created an openness that was much more muted when I was a young woman. When my daughter was getting ready to enter middle school I felt we needed to have a discussion on the ramifications and risks associated with sex. My daughter had already told me about a fourteen year old girl she knew was pregnant and that a thirteen year old peer who had already had an STD twice. This last bit of information had been garnered in the sex education curriculum the school district used as part of 'health' in the sixth grade for children whose parents gave permission for their child to attend the class.

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  • Joke of the Day - Einstein's Smart Chauffeur

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    Joke of the Day - Einstein's Smart Chauffeur

    Albert Einstein used to go to dinners where he was invited to give a speech. One day, on his way to one of those dinners, he told his chauffeur (who looked exactly like him) that he was dead tired of giving the same speech, dinner after dinner.

    "Well," said the chaffeur, "I've got a good idea. Why don't I give the speech since I've heard it so many times?'' So Albert's chauffeur gave the speech perfectly and even answered a few questions. Then, a professor stood up and asked him a really tough question about anti-matter which the chauffeur couldn't answer

    "Sir, the answer to your question is so easy that I'll let my chauffeur answer it!"

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  • Abortion sniper asks for mercy

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    Abortion sniper asks for mercy

    Anti-abortion extremist James Kopp stood trial on a charge prosecutors hope will keep him jailed forever, even though the convicted killer is already serving a life sentence for the sniper slaying of an abortion provider. ... more



    Degrees of Criminal Charges Involving Killing

    There are varying degrees of criminal charges that can be put against you in the event that you kill someone. These different degrees can range from murder in the first degree down to manslaughter. If you are being charged with killing someone, it is important to know the differences between these different levels of killing, and the penalties that accompany them.

    The most serious and harshly penalized form of killing another person is murder in the first degree. This is a premeditated killing that involves a state of mind known as malice. Malice is very basically defined as intent to kill.

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  • Joke of the Day - Better to be a Woman

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    Joke of the Day - Better to be a Woman

    Why it's better to be a Woman!

    1. We got off the Titanic first.

    2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

    3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

    4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

    5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

    6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

    7. Taxis stop for us.

    8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

    9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

    10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ...
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  • Win When Mate Cheats

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    Win When Mate Cheats

    How you win when your mate cheats -- a different look at infidelity. ... more



    Infidelity - Why Spouses Cheat

    Most spouses or partners are completely unprepared emotionally when an affair is discovered. The shock is often so profound that they become paralyzed, unable to process just how terrible they really feel. The despair is so deep that it is akin to the sudden death of a loved one. One wonders how such a thing is even possible.

    How can a husband, wife or lover whom you have trusted with your deepest feelings betray you? Did you miss something? Were there signs that you chose to neglect? Is it your fault? What is it that causes a partner to become unfaithful and go outside of the relationship?

    Clues are often overlooked

    These are some of the questions the hurt spouse will ask him/herself. At first it may seem almost incomprehensible that such a thing could happen. At first the hurt spouse might even say that there were no clues, no Read More »from Win When Mate Cheats
  • Joke of the Day - In Seconds

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    Joke of the Day - In Seconds

    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
    really pissed.

    She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
    driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

    The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
    up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
    gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

    Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
    the box back in the house.

    She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Bob has been missing since Friday.

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  • Staying Healthy on Vacation and Things to Avoid Flu

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    Tips On Staying Healthy On Vacation

    Learn which vaccines to consider before traveling to a tropical location for a wonderful vacation. ... more



    9 Things You Can Do to Avoid the Flu

    These are the common sense things you can (and should!) do all year-round, not just during flu season:

    1. Get adequate sleep and rest daily. Research shows people who get adequate sleep are 550% less likely to contract a virus!

    2. Avoid all processed foods and particularly refined sugars as sugar is known to depress the immune system. Focus on fresh, organic produce, clean protein and whole grains. Keeping your inner environment alkaline will enable your body to successfully fight off any nasty invaders you may encounter.

    3. Stay adequately hydrated - drink enough water daily. The basic minimum formula is one-half your body weight in ounces daily. If you drink caffeinated or alcoholic beverages or you perspire heavily, you must increase this amount.

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