Just say no to restaurant PDAWelcome to The Nitpicker. Jason Kessler loves to complain almost as much as he loves to eat. Join him on his journey through the imperfect universe of food.
Valentine's Day is just around the corner, so consider this a friendly reminder from the Nitpicker: No matter how in love you are, I don't want to see you making out in a restaurant-on February 14 or any other day. Nobody does. Look, it's great that you're in love. But public displays of affection are like your dreams: best kept in your bedroom-and far away from me.
SEE MORE: 8 Foods That Could Kill YouI'll admit, there's something sexy about a late dinner in a dark restaurant. After a few glasses of wine, your booth starts to seem less like furniture and more like a private retreat. The conversation is flowing, there's lots of laughter, and all of a sudden, whoops! Your face is attached to another human's face and your tongues are jousting. It happens. Or at least it did. To me.
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