Who HASN'T dreamed about strangling Ashton Kutcher?Other people's dreams are never interesting…except when they're about sex. Each week, our dream analyst Lauri Loewenberg tells one lucky reader what their dirty dream means. Got a dream you want Lauri to analyze? Click here to submit it (18 and older only, please). This week, a reader asks Lauri:
I had a nightmare last night: After a house party, two guys (who in the dream were my friends, though they don't exist in my life) held me down and cut off one of my testicles, laughing while they did it. I then woke up and tried to get to an ambulance, they were laughing and making jokes like I was a pansy for wanting help.
I woke up and checked myself, and was fine. I went back to sleep and dreamed I was a robot with sentience created by a doctor as an experiment. In the dream I terrified people whenever they looked at me, and I ended up strangling Ashton Kutcher.
Lauri: As cringe-worthy as they are, castration dreams are pretty common for the men-folk, I've learned. Why? BecauseRead More »from I Dreamed I Strangled Ashton Kutcher