Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes - ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)
aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Don't agree to be anyone's date for "the prom" just yet (obvs, this is a metaphor). You've got months to make that decision and get to know the potential candidates a bit better - and in the meantime, you may become super popular and have even more choices. Bonus!
taurus (Apr. 21st-May 20th) You're a go-getter in the love department, a deal-closer. You see something you want, you get it. This usually works. Usually. If you've got a particularly tough customer this week, taking your patented pushy approach might backfire. Have a slow hand, an easy touch.
gemini (May 21st-June 21st) There must be some kind of planet alignment going on that's particularly conducive to positive sexual energy this week, as it seems a good number of signs are gearingRead More »from Your Love Life Horoscopes: 02-03-14