Grand Central Ceiling
Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes - ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)
aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th)
We hope you've got your Amber Vision shades at the ready, because this week the stars want you to lunge your way into the spotlight and flaunt your stuff, baby. (You might want to wear Spandex and stretch first.) The response will be overwhelming, the stars assure us. That's right, 'cause nobody can resist the power of Amber Vision.
taurus (Apr. 21st-May 20th)
It's an old self-help adage: Stress doesn't happen to you, it's something that you create. Sure, bad stuff happens, and things don't always go the way you'd like. (For instance, the people you'd like to take out to a nice classy dinner at Chili's don't always want that honor - go figure.) But how you choose to react to those things is entirely up to you. You could sit home alone andRead More »from This Week's Love Horoscopes