Here's Adam Levine's, as shared with Jay Leno on The Tonight Show.
Well, I guess we now know why Adam once said his go-to date was McDonald's!
I suppose it's not great manners to order allllll the things at a pricey restaurant on a date (or to be kind of snooty and pretentious about wine*), but frankly, I can't decide whether I feel judgmental about that woman's decision to order lots of desserts and espressos, or just kind of jealous. Can someone please bring me some dessert?
*Related: Can we all agree to abandon the restaurant ritual of making one person taste the win, and just admit that none of us has any idea what it's supposed to taste like anyway? It would make all dinner dates 27 percent less awkward.
What's your worst date story? What do you think of Adam's?
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