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  • Astrology.com Daily FoodScopes - Friday January 30, 2009

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    You'll be the first person in line at the pastry shop today. You'll make a huge sacrifice, because the place opens early in the morning. But you'll want to buy those cinnamon rolls when they're fresh out of the oven, all piping hot and gooey!

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Maya-Aztec Reading

    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    In today's economy it pays to shop around. Buying things at reduced prices means you'll have cash left over for a nice lunch at a French bistro. Beef bourguignon and French onion soup will make for an interesting meal that won't cost a fortune.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Intimacy Secrets Reading

    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    You'll guide the work team to many successes today. It's Friday, so knock off early for Happy Hour a fun sports pub. But let them pick the appetizers; haven't you done enough? But
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  • Astrology.com Daily FoodScopes - Thursday January 29, 2009

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    Use your positive energy to help others today. Of course, you want something in return, specifically a steak and lobster dinner and an expensive bottle of cabernet. You could get very, very negative if your demands aren't met.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample of The Real You Reading

    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    Friends will be compassionate to your plight today. But they still won't buy you a coconut cream pie with whipped cream, not matter how hungry you are. They do it because they love and because they don't want to see you put on any more weight.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Chakra Reading

    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    Things will be blurry today, and you don't even wear glasses! You skipped breakfast, so have a big lunch. Hot roast beef with mashers, gravy and broccoli might seem like dinner fare, but you'll need it
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  • Astrology.com Daily FoodScopes - Wednesday January 28, 2009

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    You'll be dragged kicking and screaming into a busy day, so do your best. Kick back after work and do as little as possible. The most effort you'll need to put out will be spreading peanut butter and jelly on slices of bread and turning on the TV.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Numerology One-Year Forecast

    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    You'll want to hang in the company of large groups of rowdy, raucous people. Dinner at a German brauhaus will be right up your alley. There will be much merriment and lots of hasenpfeffer, kartoffelknode and, of course, mugs of glorious weissbier!

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Chinese Luck Prosperity and Longevity Reading

    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    You'll have too many things on your plate at work today. This will not be to your liking. But it'll be a different story after work when
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  • Astrology.com Daily FoodScopes - Tuesday January 27, 2009

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    The future is now and you've finally achieved the lean body you've worked so hard for. But it's too easy to fall back into bad habits. A little bit of chocolate can soon become a lot, and you'll come to wish you had saved those size 40 jeans.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Karma Reading

    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    Don't let eccentric coworkers get your goat today. In fact, turn the tables on them by getting a little weird yourself. You may not like the taste of a Limburger cheese sandwich, but you know the smell will drive your coworkers crazy.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample of The Real You Reading

    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    Seeing a newly svelte friend will inspire you today. You could stand to lose a few, so ask the secret of success. The answer will be obvious, but you'll still be disappointed that you'll have to
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  • Astrology.com Daily FoodScopes - Monday January 26, 2009

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    You'll forget to eat breakfast or make a lunch today. But coworkers will bail you out by sharing their food with you. So you'll have banana bread and coffee for breakfast and a turkey club for lunch, all without lifting a finger or paying a cent.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Priority Shuffle Tarot Reading

    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    Give in to new, eccentric ideas today. So have a Greek omelet and home fries for lunch. You won't care if that's usually breakfast fare, because that's the type of devil-may-care type of person you'll be today.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Numerology Portrait

    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    You'll change your opinions on things many times today. So you may not make any solid decisions as a result. You'll lunch on a cheeseburger and fries even though you originally settled on a Caesar salad.
    Read More »from Astrology.com Daily FoodScopes - Monday January 26, 2009
  • Astrology.com Daily FoodScopes - Friday January 23, 2009

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    Find the best way to get through this Friday without actually working. So offer to buy everyone hot and sour soup, honey walnut prawns and roasted duck for lunch. Just don't tell them you're going to Hong Kong to get it.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Celtic Love Tarot Reading

    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    You'll move slowly and with meticulous purpose today. Coworkers will wonder if that's your natural pace or a ploy to do as little as possible The answer will be revealed at lunch when it takes you two hours to finish a bowl of chicken noodle soup.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Astro Identity Reading

    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    Hostile undercurrents will make this a difficult day. So avoid coworkers with axes to grind. Find a quiet spot outside and enjoy your homemade New York Reuben with slaw. It won't matter to you
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  • Astrology.com Daily FoodScopes - Thursday January 22, 2009

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    A frank discussion with your partner about their ballooning weight may be in order today. Tough love is never easy, but show your support and devotion. Then stock the fridge with lots of salad ingredients, chicken breast and tofu. Eat some yourself.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Big Picture Tarot Reading

    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    The path to weight loss is all about exercise and diet. So put down the cheeseburger, chips and milk shakes and get on with it today. A low carb and fat/high protein diet kicks in quickly, and you'll start to look so good you want to do even more.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Karmic Love Reading

    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    Seeing things from a different angle may give you a better perspective today. There may be a reason why your vegan friends are healthier than everyone else. Adopt their
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  • Astrology.com Daily FoodScopes - Wednesday January 21, 2009

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    Thinking outside the box today can save you money, especially if you have lunch within a box. Japanese Bento box makes for a cheap, nutritious meal. Where else can you get miso soup, rice, egg, pickled veggies and sashimi for less than 10 bucks?

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Extreme Makeover Tarot Reading

    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    Taking risks will be risky today. But if you stick with the status quo you can avert disaster. So have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and an apple for lunch. This way you won't put yourself at risk for salmonella, Mad Cow Disease or cooties.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Intimacy Secrets Reading

    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    You'll be inspired to help the less fortunate in your community today. So donate canned goods and other staples to a local food bank. Or buy hot soup and pre-made
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  • Astrology.com Daily FoodScopes - Tuesday January 20, 2009

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    Sensitive coworkers may be no match for your caustic remarks today. You still need to work with them, so tone it down. Buy everyone assorted bagels with cream cheese as a peace offering. They may find you a little less repellant, but not by much.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Celtic Love Tarot Reading

    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    You'll encounter a lot of people today, so a good impression is important. So your lunch choices will be crucial. So pass on having French onion soup with garlic bread. That's a killer combination that will produce breath that could knock out a dragon.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Priority Shuffle Tarot Reading

    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    Your gift for jocularity will break the tension of the workplace today. You'll even treat coworkers to lunch to cheer them up. But they'll go wild when
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  • Astrology.com Daily FoodScopes - Monday January 19, 2009

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    Expect a maddening day of sheer frustration. But don't pull out what little hair you have left. Do whatever it takes to get to your happy place. If that means scarfing down a couple of Three Musketeers or Snickers bars, then so be it.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Extreme Makeover Tarot Reading

    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    Don't be jealous of a coworker who gets all the praise today. They deserve it whereas you, well, maybe not. Get revenge by screwing with their lunch. But don't eat their homemade burgundy beef. Just run your tongue all over it and put it back.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Destiny Reading

    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    The first effects of a cold will have you running for the chicken soup today. You can boost its cold-fighting effects by adding garlic and hot pepper sauce. Garlic is a proven infection
    Read More »from Astrology.com Daily FoodScopes - Monday January 19, 2009

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