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  • Astrology.com Daily FoodScopes - Friday January 16, 2009

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    You'll be back to normal today, conniving coworkers to buy you lunch. They know what you're up to, so you may not be getting that pastrami on rye with slaw and a big pickle. What they bring you might not be edible, and could still be moving!

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Maya-Aztec Reading

    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    Being greedy today won't do much for your already dubious reputation. So don't be tempted to hoard free cookies or cupcakes coworkers bring to work. Trying to sell them to back for a profit will be even worse.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Karmic Love Reading

    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    Look at issues from both sides before making decisions today. On the one hand, that beef and sausage lasagna may contain a little more calories and fat than you need. On the other, it'll be totally delicious. This won't
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  • Astrology.com Daily FoodScopes - Thursday January 15, 2009

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    You'll be a giver today. This contrast to your normal persona will come as a shock to coworkers. But that won't keep them from enjoying the double thick chocolate chip cookies you'll bake just for them. Wait 'til they see what you've made for lunch!

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Astro Identity Reading

    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    You'll be into aesthetics today. So you'll gussy up even the most mundane objects with pretty touches and embellishments. But sometimes a meatloaf is just a meatloaf, not matter how many parsley sprigs you spread around and on it.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Romantic Compatibility Reading for two

    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    You'll be quite the brainiac today. People will want to know what's behind this sudden intellectuality. Perhaps the Omega-3's in the tuna sub you had for lunch have
    Read More »from Astrology.com Daily FoodScopes - Thursday January 15, 2009
  • Astrology.com Daily FoodScopes - Wednesday January 14, 2009

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    Start a new routine of hitting the gym before work. Getting up early won't be a problem after a while and you'll have lots of energy afterwards. And the post workout egg white omelet, wheat toast and fruit will be positively orgasmic.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Romantic Compatibility Reading for two

    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    The sweet caresses may be a thing of the past and now you're heartbroken. You want to move on but picking your self up may be hard. But a hearty meatloaf with mac and cheese on the side may help get you through another lonely night.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Intimacy Secrets Reading

    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    Count your beans today; you might not have as many as you thought. It could be time to cut corners. Cooking at home will become a must, but even there the pickings will be a little
    Read More »from Astrology.com Daily FoodScopes - Wednesday January 14, 2009
  • Astrology.com Daily FoodScopes - Tuesday January 13, 2009

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    You'll have to defend yourself against naysayers today. Show them that you've finally adopted healthier eating habits by lunching on a green salad and a turkey sandwich on wheat sans mayo. You can have pizza slices later when they're not watching.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Maya-Aztec Reading

    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    You'll be attracted to things of beauty today. It could be artistic or from nature. But mostly it'll be a big arugula salad loaded with green and red bell pepper, broccoli, mushroom and fusilli. The color and shapes alone will make it a work of art.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Big Picture Tarot Reading

    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    You may have to spend your lunch break running errands today, but don't forget to eat. There are many ways to eat nutritiously while on the go. Pita wraps are perfect,
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  • Astrology.com Daily FoodScopes - Monday January 12, 2009

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    Your energy levels will flag this morning and you'll get drowsy well before lunch. It could be time to reach into your bag of tricks. A banana and a carton of blueberry yogurt will wake you up and blast you straight into lunch.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Astro Identity Reading

    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    Arrogant coworkers won't be deserving of your time or company today. So have lunch alone. You'll enjoy a turkey club and chicken soup a lot better if you don't have to wash it down with a heaping helping of sarcasm.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Romantic Compatibility Reading for two

    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    The wheels will turn today and your ideas will roll into action. There may not be much to do other than wait for them to come to fruition. So get in a long workout at lunch. This way you can have a meatball
    Read More »from Astrology.com Daily FoodScopes - Monday January 12, 2009
  • Astrology.com Daily FoodScopes - Thursday January 8, 2009

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    You'll be all fun and flirty today! A lunchtime bowl of oyster stew could be behind your randy behavior; those thick, plump oysters may have lit a fire in your loins. But skip the grilled asparagus on the side. Then you'll have to take a cold shower.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Numerology Portrait

    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    Looking at things extra closely today may yield interesting surprises. Your favorite 'non-fat' yogurt may actually be loaded with sugar. You might as well be eating ice cream. Eat fruit if you need the sugar rush or tofu for the protein.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Life Path Reading

    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    Don't over-think things today. It may keep you from truly enjoying life's experiences. Yes, fettuccine with a creamy shrimp and scallop sauce may be high in calories and fat. But
    Read More »from Astrology.com Daily FoodScopes - Thursday January 8, 2009
  • Astrology.com Daily FoodScopes - Wednesday January 7, 2009

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    Turn off the computer and quit relying on me to tell you how to live your life! What do I know anyway? If I told you to go to fly to Philly for an authentic cheese steak from Pat's King of Steaks would you do it? Wait, I'll go with you!

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Destiny Reading

    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    Bust out of character today and do something nutty! For you that could be as exciting as using American yellow rather than Cheddar on a grilled cheese sandwich. Stick a tomato slice on top of that and you'll really be living large!

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Chinese Luck Prosperity and Longevity Reading

    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    You'll act like quite the intellectual today. But people will see right through your flimsy facade. So expect to be mocked and humiliated when you tell people that Rocky Mountain
    Read More »from Astrology.com Daily FoodScopes - Wednesday January 7, 2009
  • Astrology.com Daily FoodScopes - Tuesday January 6, 2009

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    You sometimes need to overcome many obstacles to reach your goals. But perseverance will get you past temptation. So walk the gauntlet of donut shops, Mexican restaurants and Jewish delis today. The organic salad bar is only a block away.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Life Path Reading

    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    Indulge your inner animal today. You'll want something naughty and Dutch, preferably from Amsterdam. So bring home a box of Dutch chocolate tonight and go wild. Belgian will do just as well if you can't find something from Holland.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Numerology One-Year Forecast

    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    Your neighbors may be complaining about strange nocturnal noises coming from your apartment, sounds that are primal and somewhat animalistic. Let them think what they want; that won't stop you
    Read More »from Astrology.com Daily FoodScopes - Tuesday January 6, 2009
  • Astrology.com Daily FoodScopes - Monday January 5, 2009

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    Steer clear of surly coworkers looking to pick fights today. But have something ready in case they come gunning for you. Offering them homemade brownies could take the fight right out of them, especially if you kick in a glass of milk.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Personal Astrology Profile

    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    Your energy may be too intense today. So switch from black coffee to Orange Pekoe black tea from Ceylon, if not for yourself than for your beleaguered coworkers.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Intimacy Secrets Reading

    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    Didn't you eat enough over the holidays? So turn down invites to pizza lunch today. Go somewhere for a Caesar salad with chicken. Wash that down with water. It may sound boring, but such is the price you pay for overindulgence.

    Today's Gemini
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  • Astrology.com Daily FoodScopes - Wednesday December 31, 2008

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    It's New Year's Eve, time to celebrate the old and ring in the new. In the Southern United States legumes are eaten to bring good luck and wealth. So indulge in plenty of black-eyed peas tonight. The food, that is, not the annoying band that sprang Fergie on an unsuspecting world.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Priority Shuffle Tarot Reading

    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    You'll be invited to many New Year's parties tonight, but don't go empty-handed. Your hosts will be amazed when you produce a wonderful Champagne Velvet fondue made with Taleggio cheese and sparkling wine. And they thought were only a chips and dip kind of person!

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Celtic Love Tarot Reading

    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    You may want to take a few minutes during the party tonight to reflect on the year past, and the one yet to
    Read More »from Astrology.com Daily FoodScopes - Wednesday December 31, 2008

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