You've probably heard the terms "pink taco" and "hiding the sausage," but that's just the tip of the lap rocket - er, we mean iceberg - when it comes to the over-the-top (and hilarious) language men use to describe naughty bits and bedroom acts...
By Zoe Ruderman
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When we recently asked dudes to call in to our afternoon Cosmo Radio show, Cocktails with Patrick, and share the dirtiest phrases they use, we had no idea the phones would be blowing up for nearly an hour. If you missed the enlightening and laugh-out-loud segment, here's the inside scoop on the words guys are uttering when you're not around.
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