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  • Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Tuesday March 11, 2014

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    When your owner has problems with computer equipment, they'll be tempted to chuck it out and buy something new. They shouldn't. Be prepared to scope out the repairman.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Intimacy Secrets Reading


    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    Don't let your owner make any financial decisions today. Drag them for a long walk, chew the mail if you have to, but today is not the day to sign on the dotted line.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Numerology Portrait


    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    Your owner is having long conversations and getting plenty of ideas generated. That's great, but you can't be ignored. When you have to go out, you'll have to communicate across the human discussion.

    Today's Gemini Reading: Free Sample Destiny Reading


    Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
    Your owner is beginning to feel overwhelmed by a big project, and having a hard time looking at all the details. They'll
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  • Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Monday March 10, 2014

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    Some humans believe that no emotion should be suppressed. Your owner comes from just that kind of family. They can't help but react to their parents or older relatives, but you're teaching by example that there are healthy emotional outlets. Like exercise, for example.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Chakra Reading


    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    You don't have to be the center of attention to feel good this evening. You'll be happy and content eating scraps under the table while your owner socializes over food.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Karma Reading


    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    Your owner's new date is a bit questionable as far as you're concerned. She's beginning to see the light, too. It's not fun being taken out by someone cheap, or who pouts when they don't get what they want.

    Today's Gemini Reading: Free Sample Numerology One-Year Forecast


    Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
    You're not
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  • Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Friday March 7, 2014

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    It's okay to have some opportunistic tendencies, but using other dogs to your own advantage will only get you so far. You'll move further up the totem pole if you stick to tried and true loyalty.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Numerology One-Year Forecast


    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    When you feel anxiety, you always look to your emotional anchor. But what if your favorite lap isn't home? Find someone else to cuddle with. You'd be surprised how comforting the cat can be.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Past Life Reading


    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    You just can't figure out how to please a particular human. You sit, stay, heel -- nothing. But keep on trying. You'll know you've done the right trick when the praise is forthcoming.

    Today's Gemini Reading: Free Sample Maya-Aztec Reading


    Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
    It's a good time to be practical and cautious. Those other dogs may have fur
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  • Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Thursday March 6, 2014

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    You're prone to flights of fancy. Just don't take any action on them. Now is not the time for excursions into unknown territory or for meeting humans from different cultures.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Extreme Makeover Tarot Reading


    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    You can't charm your way out of this one. You can't beg, borrow or steal your way out, either. You'll have to liberate yourself the old fashioned way: by digging.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Karma Reading


    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    You'll have more than a good day -- you'll have an extremely good day. If that involves exercise, you'll be feeling like a triathlete, and if it involves chow, nothing but steak will do. Enjoy.

    Today's Gemini Reading: Free Sample Harmony Reading


    Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
    You can't stand all those little hands rubbing your fur this way and that, but be gentle. Think of it as a form of charity,
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  • Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Wednesday March 5, 2014

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    All the extra kids in your doghouse are driving you up the wall. Don't let it feel like purgatory. Look at it as an opportunity -- for extra crumbs, extra table scraps and extra love.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Past Life Reading


    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    The humans in the house are feeling good! The energy is rising to an intense level, especially for the younger set. Keep things calm by being your usual good-natured self.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Astro Identity Reading


    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    The neighbors are in and out, visiting friends, the obstacles on the floor -- it can become a bit much, eh? Just ignore it all; the attention the humans are paying each other gives you plenty of time for freedom.

    Today's Gemini Reading: Free Sample Personal Astrology Profile


    Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
    Your owners are going to plenty of dinner parties, but they're not bringing
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  • Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Tuesday March 4, 2014

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    You'll have a real problem on your paws if your owner signs any agreements today. The fine print mentions dogs, and -- you guessed it -- they're not allowed.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Career Strengths Reading


    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    You're sick of slipping under the fence. It's fun and all that, but it's more fun to have your owner with you. Spend a few minutes whining at the door; you may be surprised when the leash is pulled off the peg.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Love Meter


    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    Your owner is the ultimate procrastinator. Things are getting too blurry for comfort and yet they won't get glasses. They're losing this and misplacing that, while you're doing a jig by the door. There's not much you can do but wait.

    Today's Gemini Reading: Free Sample Chinese Luck Prosperity and Longevity Reading


    Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
    You've got plenty of energy,
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  • Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Monday March 3, 2014

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    You always want to rush ahead when walking time comes along, but today you'll be the first out of the chute. It may sound impossible, but try to think a tiny bit ahead this time because something less benign than a squirrel may be tempting you.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Numerology One-Year Forecast


    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    It's hard wanting to rush forward while needing to smell the details at the same time. Today it's to your benefit, though, because it's not a good time to make snap decisions. Take your time and make sure you're in just the right spot.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Career Strengths Reading


    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    Who is this guy to walk you on the leash? You've only met him once. Sure, he was nice, but he's only an acquaintance as far as you're concerned. It takes a lot more than some rubs behind the ears to hold the end of your leash.

    Today's Gemini Reading: Free

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  • Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Friday February 28, 2014

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    You need some discipline if you want to achieve your goals. Whether it's getting out of the yard or jumping on the bed, get organized and come up with a plan.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Destiny Reading


    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    Have some sympathy for one of your own. A human is trying to get a rise out of others by being weird, and his dog is paying the price. His hairdo is a twisted joke.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Priority Shuffle Tarot Reading


    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    When the day stretches before you and you're home alone, it's a good time for thinking deep thoughts. Then again, it could be time for a nap. Either way, you'll be jumping for joy when your owner gets home.

    Today's Gemini Reading: Free Sample Karmic Love Reading


    Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
    If you've heard it once, you've heard it a thousand times: Learn to be flexible. You can't help yourself, you're a
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  • Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Thursday February 27, 2014

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    You have a lot of ambitions, but there are some things you just can't control. You don't like accidents any more than your human does, but what can you do when you're left alone all day?

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Astro Identity Reading


    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    Some humans enjoy being weird just to get a rise out of people. They'll get more than they bargained for when the act that way at the dog park. You and your packmates have no patience for such absurdity.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Love Meter


    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    All opinions, as it turns out, are changeable. It's a good time for deep thought, but you don't need to ponder this one much. You and the cat are a great pair.

    Today's Gemini Reading: Free Sample Numerology Portrait


    Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
    Watch for different ways of responding when you're in a group walk. While you're emotional, other dogs are
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  • Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Wednesday February 26, 2014

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    You're used to using people to your advantage, but this doesn't make you a bad dog. It's not that you have opportunistic tendencies, it's that you have no opposable thumbs.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Love Meter


    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    Your owner may not have a deep understanding of the dog mind -- he's too much of a preacher type of person. Continue to look at him blankly when he gives you a sermon, and he'll eventually start to see things from another perspective.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Extreme Makeover Tarot Reading


    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    You don't understand how a partner can turn into an authority. Your owner is your friend one minute and your boss the next. It's confusing, but they can have things both ways. That's the way humans behave as alpha dogs.

    Today's Gemini Reading: Free Sample Numerology One-Year Forecast


    Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
    You've been
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