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  • Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Tuesday March 4, 2014

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    You'll have a real problem on your paws if your owner signs any agreements today. The fine print mentions dogs, and -- you guessed it -- they're not allowed.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Career Strengths Reading


    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    You're sick of slipping under the fence. It's fun and all that, but it's more fun to have your owner with you. Spend a few minutes whining at the door; you may be surprised when the leash is pulled off the peg.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Love Meter


    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    Your owner is the ultimate procrastinator. Things are getting too blurry for comfort and yet they won't get glasses. They're losing this and misplacing that, while you're doing a jig by the door. There's not much you can do but wait.

    Today's Gemini Reading: Free Sample Chinese Luck Prosperity and Longevity Reading


    Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
    You've got plenty of energy,
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  • Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Monday March 3, 2014

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    You always want to rush ahead when walking time comes along, but today you'll be the first out of the chute. It may sound impossible, but try to think a tiny bit ahead this time because something less benign than a squirrel may be tempting you.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Numerology One-Year Forecast


    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    It's hard wanting to rush forward while needing to smell the details at the same time. Today it's to your benefit, though, because it's not a good time to make snap decisions. Take your time and make sure you're in just the right spot.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Career Strengths Reading


    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    Who is this guy to walk you on the leash? You've only met him once. Sure, he was nice, but he's only an acquaintance as far as you're concerned. It takes a lot more than some rubs behind the ears to hold the end of your leash.

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  • Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Friday February 28, 2014

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    You need some discipline if you want to achieve your goals. Whether it's getting out of the yard or jumping on the bed, get organized and come up with a plan.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Destiny Reading


    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    Have some sympathy for one of your own. A human is trying to get a rise out of others by being weird, and his dog is paying the price. His hairdo is a twisted joke.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Priority Shuffle Tarot Reading


    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    When the day stretches before you and you're home alone, it's a good time for thinking deep thoughts. Then again, it could be time for a nap. Either way, you'll be jumping for joy when your owner gets home.

    Today's Gemini Reading: Free Sample Karmic Love Reading


    Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
    If you've heard it once, you've heard it a thousand times: Learn to be flexible. You can't help yourself, you're a
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  • Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Thursday February 27, 2014

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    You have a lot of ambitions, but there are some things you just can't control. You don't like accidents any more than your human does, but what can you do when you're left alone all day?

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Astro Identity Reading


    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    Some humans enjoy being weird just to get a rise out of people. They'll get more than they bargained for when the act that way at the dog park. You and your packmates have no patience for such absurdity.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Love Meter


    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    All opinions, as it turns out, are changeable. It's a good time for deep thought, but you don't need to ponder this one much. You and the cat are a great pair.

    Today's Gemini Reading: Free Sample Numerology Portrait


    Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
    Watch for different ways of responding when you're in a group walk. While you're emotional, other dogs are
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  • Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Wednesday February 26, 2014

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    You're used to using people to your advantage, but this doesn't make you a bad dog. It's not that you have opportunistic tendencies, it's that you have no opposable thumbs.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Love Meter


    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    Your owner may not have a deep understanding of the dog mind -- he's too much of a preacher type of person. Continue to look at him blankly when he gives you a sermon, and he'll eventually start to see things from another perspective.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Extreme Makeover Tarot Reading


    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    You don't understand how a partner can turn into an authority. Your owner is your friend one minute and your boss the next. It's confusing, but they can have things both ways. That's the way humans behave as alpha dogs.

    Today's Gemini Reading: Free Sample Numerology One-Year Forecast


    Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
    You've been
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  • Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Tuesday February 25, 2014

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    If you've yet to establish a pack, play with small groups of like-minded dogs to get a sense of what kind of community you want. You may not only pioneer a new pack, but end up top dog as well.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Celtic Love Tarot Reading


    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    Although you may have your eccentric ways, no dog can deny that you're a solid contributor to your canine community. In fact, your pack is where you feel most at home. Don't let a newcomer with an odd collar or flashy sweater rub you the wrong way.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Harmony Reading


    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    Someone very different may appear at this time. A dog walker, perhaps? You a one-owner dog, but you know that all opinions are changeable. Enjoy communing with your canine friends instead of focusing on who's holding the leash.

    Today's Gemini Reading: Free Sample Karmic Love Reading


    Cancer (June
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  • Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Monday February 24, 2014

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    Your owner should get a gerbil if he wants a pet without an independent thought. His new need to control you seems a bit insensitive, but nonetheless, being obedient is your tireless aspiration.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Astro Identity Reading


    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    You can't charm the birds out of the trees. You've tried. You can charm people from other cultures, though, so don't be surprised when you find them reaching out to pet you.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Life Path Reading


    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    You don't go in for dog cliches, but you can't stop yourself from howling at the Moon -- it's inspirational. What better way to think globally and act locally?

    Today's Gemini Reading: Free Sample Destiny Reading


    Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
    You love all the seeking and finding as you walk around the park. You'll get the shock of your life, though, if you let your nose
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  • Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Thursday February 20, 2014

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    Being charming is useless when you're alone in the doghouse. Luckily for you, that's just one of your many talents. You can get what you want by many different means. Choose one that's minimally destructive and requires as little charm as possible to smooth over once your owners return.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Chinese Luck Prosperity and Longevity Reading


    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    Greed just leads to too much of a good thing. Don't worry, you'll know exactly when you've crossed that line. One minute you're begging as if there's no tomorrow and the next you're wondering how you'll make it through to another day. Your owner is killing you with kindness. You'll have to come up with some restraint on your own.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Numerology Portrait


    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    Thinking can be fun, and so can activities requiring a lot more physical action. When you can combine both of
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  • Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Wednesday February 19, 2014

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    You're a hound dog today, investigating a mystery and searching for clues. Go slow and stay introverted or you may lose the scent. The end result will shock you.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Harmony Reading


    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    As usual, the Moon brings out your deep emotions. You may be overly possessive of your bones and extra jealous of your owner. Be careful not to let your moodiness threaten your close canine relationships.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Daily Grind Reading


    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    Your thoughts are deep but sometimes scattered as you ponder the pack and your human, the many and the one. You won't reach conclusions, but take a long walk in the afternoon to digest your observations.

    Today's Gemini Reading: Free Sample Intimacy Secrets Reading


    Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
    Your love for your owner tests the depths of your heart. Though you speak different
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  • Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Tuesday February 18, 2014

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    Your owner is being a bit selfish expecting you to stay home day after day while they're out doing who knows what. It's a good time to get started on those changes you've been mulling over. It might be easier than you think. Then again, it might take a while. Either way, there's no better time than today to begin.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Intimacy Secrets Reading


    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    Some days you actually enjoy being alone in the doghouse and wouldn't trade a minute of it to be with your pack. You even feel greedy about it after long stretches with no down time. It's one of those days. You can be as lazy and selfish as your heart desires with no one to dote on but yourself. Enjoy.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Romantic Compatibility Reading for two


    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    You may know how to have fun, but you have your intellectual side, too. That's something not many outside the
    Read More »from Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Tuesday February 18, 2014

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