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  • Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Monday December 16, 2013

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    When your owners argue, you don't side with either of them. This could be a big one if they don't think before they speak. With communication as rapid as it is today, hide the cell phones.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Past Life Reading


    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    Every day is a good day to communicate your feelings, and today is no exception. Whether or not your owner is receptive is another matter. If they're not getting it, don't waste time; move on to another approach.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Love Meter


    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    With all that's going on at your house, things can get lost in the shuffle. There's often no follow through. If suitcases stay out for weeks and no one takes a trip, that's fine with you, but when it come to walking regularly, don't accept any excuses.

    Today's Gemini Reading: Free Sample Maya-Aztec Reading


    Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
    It's hard to
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  • Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Friday December 13, 2013

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    Your owner has priorities, right? She knows there's no such thing as a free lunch, and that hard work pays off. She also knows that no amount of money can buy your love, and in that sense, she is rich beyond measure.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Harmony Reading


    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    A quick dip always leaves you feeling good, but why does a bath always follow? What does one have to do with another? It's one of the mysteries of a dog's life, so just channel the intense energy into a serious towel dance.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Daily Grind Reading


    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    Your owner has gathered plenty of advice in the past about not being flighty; now she finally has something she can't jettison so easily: you. Whether she's giving you up but finding no takers or falling secretly in love, you're teaching her the value of permanence.

    Today's Gemini Reading: Free Sample Karma Reading

    Read More »from Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Friday December 13, 2013
  • Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Thursday December 12, 2013

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    Your energy level is up. If your human hasn't planned any physical activity, take some spontaneous action. You don't need to wear sneakers to just do it.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Personal Astrology Profile


    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    You're nothing if not thorough. You may be in a hurry to make it to the meet and greet, but once you're there, you'll need to slow down and shop around.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Destiny Reading


    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    Take the advice of your associates. When other members of your pack give a certain dog a wide berth, you'd be well-advised to do the same.

    Today's Gemini Reading: Free Sample Priority Shuffle Tarot Reading


    Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
    You may be somewhat suspicious of a visitor today, and rightly so. Go ahead and bark before you think; you'll be doing your human a favor.

    Today's Cancer Reading: Free Sample Career Strengths

    Read More »from Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Thursday December 12, 2013
  • Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Tuesday December 10, 2013

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    The cat does as little as possible, and yet she always manages to pull a rabbit out of a hat. Don't waste time wondering how; you'll never master her hunting technique.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Daily Grind Reading


    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    You don't like walking alone, but it's no fun being walked with dogs who don't share your temperament or style. Stick with the like-minded dogs and you might sway the whole bunch.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Karma Reading


    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    Your owner dreams of riches and fortune, and they're putting in the hours it takes to get them. In the meantime, they're making due with small change. Get used to cheap eats.

    Today's Gemini Reading: Free Sample Celtic Love Tarot Reading


    Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
    Be prepared for your mind to wander today. Channel all your energy into daydreams as your owner focuses on dull, detail-oriented
    Read More »from Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Tuesday December 10, 2013
  • Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Monday December 9, 2013

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    You lucked out when you found the right owner. You have good karma that way. Take the time to spread your positive energy to others.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Love Meter


    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    Don't go solo -- connect with other dogs. When you're overwhelmed by all the loud noises and bright lights, put your head back and howl.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Astro Identity Reading


    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    Don't be surprised if you find too many things in the sky to figure out. One thing is apparent: Take cover until the air clears.

    Today's Gemini Reading: Free Sample Karma Reading


    Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
    There's no time for daydreaming tonight, but dig into your basket anyway. Just when your mind starts to wander, you'll be jarred back to earth by blasts in the sky.

    Today's Cancer Reading: Free Sample Personal Astrology Profile


    Leo (July 23 - August 22)
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  • Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Friday December 6, 2013

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    The only way for a pioneer like you to work in groups is to be the leader. Your pack already has an alpha dog. The only way to achieve that goal is to find like-minded dogs and form a new pack.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Chakra Reading


    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    Weirdness is out of place in your personality, but that's just how you're acting. Your normally conservative nature is involved in a power struggle with an outrageous and radical peer. Even you'll be surprised to find yourself begging for a bow in your fur.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Daily Grind Reading


    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    You're concerned with the amount of time your owner spends watching dog shows on TV. They could be very influenced by all the obedience they see. Don't worry, it's just for entertainment. Your own routines won't be radically changed.

    Today's Gemini Reading: Free Sample Friends and Lovers Reading


    Read More »from Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Friday December 6, 2013
  • Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Thursday December 5, 2013

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    You have some top notch people in the doghouse and there's no reason not to make good use of them. After all, isn't that what opposing thumbs are for? You need to slow down and let the humans around you help pick up some of your slack for a change. There's no dog more deserving of pampering than you.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Priority Shuffle Tarot Reading


    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    You have some plans and a little old picket fence can't get in your way. A chain link fence can't even hold you back. You're traveling far afield, with or without an open gate. The view from the doghouse is a bit stale, and you need to see things from a different perspective for a change.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Personal Astrology Profile


    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    Why does your leash seem shorter whenever you're around other dogs? Your human is either reeling you in or no length of leash would be enough. If
    Read More »from Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Thursday December 5, 2013
  • Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Wednesday December 4, 2013

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    Calling you an opportunist is almost the same as calling you a dog, it's so integral to the canine species. So guilt is out of the question, no matter how concerned you are about your reputation. Your humans' attempts at manipulating your behavior are sadly off the mark.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Love Meter


    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    A personal day is a bad day as far as you're concerned. Why spend time alone in the doghouse? Seems like a huge waste, no matter how much your owner tries to convince you otherwise. They're likewise inflexible, so you're going to be home alone, like it or not. You might as well accept it earlier rather than later.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Astro Identity Reading


    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    Don't let weird undercurrents make you act aggressive. Your owner may or may not be trying to exert their authority over you, but you shouldn't pull too hard on the leash until
    Read More »from Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Wednesday December 4, 2013
  • Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Tuesday December 3, 2013

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    Exploring doesn't have to be only about terrain. As you know, meeting someone new means figuring out what they're all about. Dogs and humans in your path are all subjected to the same nosy treatment. Expect to be called insensitive.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Daily Grind Reading


    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    You're so excited to be encountering other dogs that you're sometimes taken in by looks alone. They may walk on four legs and have fur, but on the inside, they're nothing like you. Remind yourself that even if it looks and quacks like a duck, it may not be a duck.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Maya-Aztec Reading


    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    You and your humans are more than owner and pet. You're more than equal partners, even. You're operating on a deeper level than ever before. If you had to find a comparison, it would be Holmes and Watson. Which is which, though, remains to be seen.

    Today's

    Read More »from Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Tuesday December 3, 2013
  • Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Thursday November 28, 2013

    Aries (March 21 - April 19)
    If you can't quite figure out how things in the doghouse have shifted lately, look to your owners for some clues. They're back in the swing of things and you should be, too. The sooner you readjust to the old schedule, the better you'll feel.

    Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Chakra Reading


    Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
    Remember when you thought your regular routine was nothing but dull and boring? Now you're quite enjoying it. There's nothing like an overscheduled doghouse to make you appreciate the simple pleasures of the day to day. Enjoy some old fashioned laziness. You deserve it.

    Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Destiny Reading


    Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
    It goes without saying you stay focused on your humans even after they've left for the day. But that doesn't mean you can't also find ways of having fun without their presence. You have too much energy to waste moping around the doghouse. Look for ways
    Read More »from Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Thursday November 28, 2013

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