This is the worst time of the year for me. Oh, it's not the ghosts and goblins that seem to pop up in front of every house in my neighborhood. And it's not the witches and vampires and princesses that will be coming to my door soon.
No, I'm scared of the bag of teeny, tiny chocolate bars in my pantry.
I just can't resist it. Look, if there is chocolate in my house, I have to eat it. I must. It's like a biological urge to survive via caramel and chocolate. There cannot be a chocolate bar within 100 feet of my home that I cannot find using my super-chocolate senses.
Now, I have tried everything to resist the lure of gooey goodness in my pantry every October. I have tried buying candy I don't like. Turns out, there is not really any candy that I don't like, whether it contains chocolate or not. I mean, I will admit I'm not fond of Bottle Caps, but I still eat them.
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