By Anna Breslaw
1. That was good.
2. Is it tacky to check my phone right now? Like 20 seconds after we just finished having sex? Yes.
3. I better go pee so I don't get a UTI. And explain that to him for the fortieth time.
4. God, I'm wheezing like a 70-year-old chain smoker. I need to go to running more. I got that cute J.Crew puffy vest for it and everything.RELATED: 16 Things All Women Think When They're Making Out
5. Was my cat watching us the whole time? Probably. At least she didn't try to swat at his balls.
6. How does the condom wrapper always end up on the floor?
7. He listened to me about the finger thing from last time!Good to know he takes suggestions.
8. I can't wait to tell my best friend at brunch tomorrow. Still too soon to look at my phone, right? Yeahhh.
9. Do we cuddle now? I don't want to instigate it because then I'm The Girl Who Cuddles.RELATED: Why doesn't my guy cuddle after sex?
10. Oh OK good he instigated it.
11. Awww,Read More »from 20 Things Every Woman Thinks After Sex