Daily Shot: Obama Fashion, Nuns on Wall Street, and Ali's Birthday Boy

Obama's Still in Style
Vogue editor Anna Wintour has launched Runway to Win, an organization that will sell designer duds and donate the proceeds to Obama's re-election campaign. Republicans are concerned that all the help coming from fashionistas not only leaves out Joe Plumber, but may also violate campaign finance laws. The fashion community's reaction: Keep your shirt on... unless it’s last season’s.

Starring Ryan Reynolds as Captain Obvious
In his new thriller Safe House, Denzel Washington ditched the stuntman and decided to act out a waterboarding torture scene himself. His co-star Ryan Reynolds watched on and astutely observed, "I would definitely not like to be waterboarded." Stars… they’re just like us!

Them's Fightin' Words
Patriots runningback Brandon Jacobs didn't take too kindly to Gisele Bundchen's comments about the Super Bowl. Instead, he responded, "She needs to continue to be cute and shut up." Cute? Is he kidding us? Try beautiful, bonehead.

What’s up with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone? First they’re starring in two movies together (The Expendables 2 and The Tomb) and recently they had shoulder surgery at the same time in the same hospital. Is it just us, or does Twins 2 seem inevitable?


We’ll Have Nun of That  

Nuns in Chicago's Stone Park are furious that a strip club called Get It is being built near their convent, mostly because they're concerned about the neighborhood children. Also: The naughty jokes practically write themselves. But not here. This is a family site.

Finally: Happy Birthday, George! In honor of you, we're going to start the celebrating now.

Ali Uncensored:

My first date with George: Cellulite and nipple hair

What do you do when your kids say they hate you?

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