The Internet is calling him "Mr. Snow White," and considering he's pretty tight with Lumpy and all the other reindeer in the hood, the name seems apropos.
In a new video posted to YouTube, one man shows how to get in with the local wildlife, as he invites at least a dozen deer over to his front porch for breakfast.
"Come on, who's hungry?" the man says. "Come on, don't take all day, let's hustle… single file. Don't rush. Don't hit anybody."
The man cannot be seen in the video, but we're convinced it's jolly old St. Nick relishing a post-holiday vacay.