20 Halloween costumes that shouldn't be sexy: 2011 edition!

Sexy Cat in the Hat can't rhyme, but she can really show off that décolletage
Sexy Cat in the Hat can't rhyme, but she can really show off that décolletage-
Last year we noticed Halloween stores were being overtaken by skimpy costumes of characters and objects that should not be sexy. Freddy Krugar, Mary Poppins, Phantom of the Opera... gumball machine?! Why must every costume be sexualized? This year more professions take the trashy route and some favorite childhood icons and toys have gotten sexed up for the haunted holiday. The only thing frightening about them is how totally ridiculous they are. First up: the Cat in the Hat. We're glad our beloved Dr. Seuss isn't around to see this.