5 Products Nobody Should Know You Own

Subtle Butt-
For the considerate farter, these stick-on pads take the pressure off an impending explosion. They literally take one for the team and soak your gas smell up so no one else has to. Here's ... more 
Subtle Butt-
For the considerate farter, these stick-on pads take the pressure off an impending explosion. They literally take one for the team and soak your gas smell up so no one else has to. Here's the science behind it according to the company: "Each 3.25" square filter is made of soft fabric with an antimicrobial treatment on the side touching the skin. The fabric is impregnated with activated carbon, which faces the underwear or the pants and has a vast surface area for bad odors to adhere to and get neutralized." Whatever. No one can smell your farts and that's a relief. Just make sure you hide the packaging really, really well. less 
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Thu, Oct 6, 2011 4:31 PM EDT



Remember when zit cream was the only embarrassing thing in your medicine cabinet? Yeah, me neither. These days miracle products are cropping up by the dozen. The latest is a fart-fighting super-pad. On the plus side you're more protected from humiliation when you're out in public. On the down-side, anyone who happens to rifle through your medicine cabinet or look under your sink will discover your hideous secret. It's one thing to be called out on a fart, camel toe or cellulite dimple. It's another to be caught trying to prevent any of those things. So if you purchase any of the following, be sure to hide the box!



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