7 Things Men Should Never Wear, According to Women

Do NOT dress like thisDo NOT dress like thisLet's face it, when it comes to fashion, many of us guys are clueless. Have you ever gotten the, "Are you going to wear that?" question from your wife? I just got it from our 3½ year old daughter. Really! So help us out, ladies. When you do, you're helping yourself out. And we do take listen to what you say. Or at least, I do. That's how I now know that these are 7 things men should never wear.










CrocsCrocs1. Crocs They're lightweight, comfy, and you don't need to bend your lazy butt over to put them on. Yes, they come in colors to match all those ball caps you wear backwards. Trust me on this: If you'd like to have sex ever again, don't wear them, guys.












Bling Bling 2. Bling How many "accessories" are too many? If Mr. T would think you're over-blinged, that's too many. If you'd drown if you fell in a swimming pool, that's too many. A wedding ring and optionally a sensible watch should do.












Skinny Jeans Skinny Jeans 3. Skinny Jeans
Unless you are a skinny teenage, emo, scene or punk girl, don't wear these. In fact, even if you do fit into one of these categories (and into the jeans) ... just say "no." And if you're a guy, well, look at the picture. 'Nuff said.










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Socks with SandalsSocks with Sandals4. Socks with Sandals This photo's target-rich. Let's just focus on the socks. If you're wearing sandals, do not wear socks of any color. And no, it doesn't matter what kind of sandals. Oh, and cut your toe nails or don't wear sandals. Yikes.











Speedos Speedos 5. Speedos I'm guessing most guys would say no to wearing an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini. So why stuff your junk into what is basically a bikini bottom? Unless you're a swimmer competing in the Olympics, PLEASE don't wear a Speedo.











Dockers Dockers 6. Dockers While we're discussing pants, if there is anything that screams, "Hey, I work at a soul-sucking job in a cubicle," it's Dockers. Even if you do work in a cubicle or as sales person in a large electronics retail chain, you don't need to look like it.











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Skull Caps Skull Caps 7. Skull Caps These make perfect sense if you're out in the ice and snow, but I don't care how bad a hair day you are having - there's no excuse for wearing a skull cap indoors. You're not a sk8er boi. Even Avril Lavigne has grown up. You should, too.











- By Michael Schmid
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