Carrie Prejean finally loses her Miss California crown (and why this is good for America)

So, it looks like our favorite opposite-marriage supporting, fake-boobs flashing pageant winner has finally been dethroned, but not because of her strong moral or political views, nor for the fact that she defied her contract by posing nude. Nope, one Ms. Carrie Prejean was relieved of her role as Miss California for the reason many of us have been fired: The lady wasn't doing her job.

According to TMZ, Prejean lost her crown because she was not getting clearance for personal appearances and not showing up to the events she was scheduled to attend as an official representative of the pageant.

Miss USA owner Donald Trump explained that Prejean refused to appear at 30 events on behalf of the organization, "To me she was the sweetest thing. Everyone else--she treated like s**t." Yikes.

But perhaps even more damning than being called a jerk by Donald Trump (I mean that's a pot/kettle situation, right?), are Prejean's emails to pageant officials, which were leaked to Fox News. They reveal a spoiled, bratty, little creep of a beauty queen who has both bad manners and bad spelling, too. I've excerpted the best parts below. My mother would kill me if I talked to another person like that.

I have to say, I think it's amazing and perfectly American and right that Carrie Prejean was fired. And I'm so glad that it had nothing to do with the fact that she opposes gay marriage. The truth is (as the lady said in her last press conference), in this country everyone does have the right to his or her moral and political opinions. If Prejean lost the crown over her "views," we'd be looking at a martyr scenario, one that would potentially give a woman who seems not terribly smart much more power than she deserves. ("Poor, innocent Miss California. Such a nice girl! Silenced by people who hate God!")

That Carrie Prejean was ultimately let go because she was lazy and awful and rude, unprofessional and ungrateful, now that's the mark of not just a good democracy, but of a meritocracy, and that's something the entire country can get behind.

Emails from Fox News:
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From: cprejeanXXXXSent: Friday, May 29, 2009 7:42 AMTo: Keith LewisSubject: Re: Messages

Just as you need details for things so do I. Also nice move trying to make money off of my appearances Also.. Do not try and silence me by saying I do not have a comment about the prop 8 ruling. Maybe you don't. I do

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From: "Keith Lewis"Date: Fri, 29 May 2009 07:49:07 -0700To: Subject: RE: Messages

Carrie,

I have given you the details completely. Perhaps it is not something you would like to partake in, either way, you can let me know and I will respond to them today.

Best regards,

Keith Lewis
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From: cprejeanXXXXSent: Friday, May 29, 2009 7:57 AMTo: Keith LewisSubject: Re: Messages

You do not cooperate with me, and you pick and chose the the things YOU want me to do. That is not happening anymore. Stop speaking for me. I have MY own voice. What are u gonna do fire me for volunteering for the special olympics hahaha ur crazy No I am doing this appearance. You do not need details. Its for the SPECIAL OLYMPICS!!! You just need to know I will be doing it alright

You will not facilitate this appearance

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From: "Keith Lewis"Date: Fri, 29 May 2009 08:01:35 -0700To: Subject: RE: Messages

Carrie,

As we have discussed, there is proper protocol and we have not waived our rights in any way to your contract. I am happy to try and facilitate the request. Please forward over the information along with the proper contact and we will try and confirm the appearance right away.

Best regards,

Keith Lewis