Emma Stoned?

Emma, I count on you to keep the red carpet lively. You're one of my go-to girls. But this week's looks have me worried that your fashion cred is in danger this awards season.

I get the whole "put redheads in green" concept but couldn't we have done better than this dress? It's like oatmeal - there's nothing wrong with it but I still don't want it. Despite the details at the neck, the belt and the odd train, it's still boring.

Oh, dear God, it's getting worse. I don't understand anything that's going on here. It's awful colors, strange embellishments and the hem looks like it was cut with a kid's scissors. I've been looking forward to Emma's creativity during awards season but this looks like a chemically induced nightmare.

That's better. It's not like I'm excited beyond all words for this look but at least it's a real look. Interesting detailing on the bodice, hot shoes - it's like Emma's coming back.

And we've lost her again. On the plus side, at least you know who's responsible to valet park your car tonight.