ShopbopAnd you thought mom jeans were high-waisted ...
MTV's Style blog points out a pair of Viktor & Rolf pants that are so extremely high-waisted, they eliminate the need for a shirt altogether!
Now that's what I call versatile!
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With these EXTREME high-waisted pants, you can tell the world that shirts are sooooo 2011.
Alternatively, you can send the world a message that you shacked up with a giant last night.
But pants this EXTREME come with an EXTREME price tag ...
They will set you back a cool $1,046.50 if you buy them from Shopbop. (Which insists on calling these pants a "jumpsuit." Whatevs.)
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The good news? They're 30 percent off! You are SAVING $450 by buying these pants! Now how can you say no?
I can picture you wearing these to the office, to show your co-workers who wears the pants around there!
Or you could wear them to your kid's next PTA meeting. Let those parents know in no uncertain terms WHO'S BOSS!
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Or how about wearing them on a first date? Tell your prospective suitor that you're both in charge and extremely bizarre -- without saying a single word.
And if you're worried about getting these white pants dirty, never fear:
EXTREME high-waisted pants. I do believe I am a fan ...
How about you?
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