Fashion that makes us sad: Bruce Willis naked, with his toenails painted red

Sometimes I peer at something in the world and I feel like Lisa Kudrow's dorky, out-of-touch character from the short-lived HBO show "The Comeback," specifically the way she would run into weird situations and balk, "I don't need to see THAT!"

Because, truthfully, I don't need to see some things and, especially, I do not need to see Bruce Willis having a mid-life crisis, marrying a decades younger woman, and posing for a magazine with said woman while naked with his toenails painted.

But that's what I got this morning in W magazine. The couple is on the mag's July cover, and I'm guessing the inside photo shoot is supposed to be about bondage and

kinkiness and sexual power and (ooh) edginess, but, honestly, who can think about any of this "art" when viewing a skivvies-clad David Addison dominated by his new wife, Emma, AKA Ms. Perky Boobs? (Check out the rest of the NSFW photos here--there are topless shots.)

The accompanying story says the couple is very much in love and so happy to be married that they makeout on the street and blah blah blah. That's awesome, Bruce Willis. No, really, I'm happy for you. But you know what? You're 54 and you have kids, actually underage daughters, and you're my dad's age, and I've been watching you my whole life, and this whole thing is just weird.
Source: Honeymoon Hotel
Photos by Steven Klein