Halloween Costumes That Shouldn't Be Sexy: Food Edition

Photo by: Yandy
Sexy corn on the cob, $59.95
Corn on the cob is delicious, but it's probably the least sexy food ever to eat (not to mention removing the kernels that get stuck in your teeth). But ... more 
Photo by: Yandy
Sexy corn on the cob, $59.95
Corn on the cob is delicious, but it's probably the least sexy food ever to eat (not to mention removing the kernels that get stuck in your teeth). But obviously sexy corn is now a thing. The gold husk hair clip is a nice touch.

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Mon, Oct 14, 2013 4:16 PM EDT
It's official: every potential Halloween costume has a sexy version. In recent years, shops have given a racy twist to all our childhood favorites like Mary Poppins, Cookie Monster, Cat in the Hat, Strawberry Shortcake, Willy Wonka, Mr. Potato Head, and even Scrabble. This year's revealing costume options are of the food variety, and the days of creative DIY costumes like a plate of spaghetti and meatballs, or bottles of ketchup and mustard are long gone. How about a sexy hamburger and steamy corn on the cob? Hubba, hubba! Read on for the strangest, sexy food ensembles you could ever dream of for your next Halloween bash. By Joanna Douglas, Senior Fashion and Beauty Editor