I hate Angelina Jolie!!!

I was just browsing the tabloids online and had an epiphany; I HATE ANGELINA JOLIE. I think she is beautiful, sure. I'm not seething from jealousy or spite, I just genuinely cannot stand the woman. And here's why...

1. I can't stand her acting. It is almost as though she realizes how beautiful she is and projects it outward. I hate when people do that. I like people who are beautiful and don't realize it. Low self esteem can really help a person's ego. Like "Girl Interrupted" for instance. I couldn't even look at her she was radiating so much vanity. That is just an example, watch it again, you'll see.

2. Okay, so she probably has 100 million dollars in her joint bank account. That does not give a person the right to go around adopting more kids than you can count on your hands and feet and then hiring nannies to take care of them. Her only time with those kids, I guarantee, are photo-ops to the candy/toy store. It's a big sham. The woman sits in her bedroom and snorts crushed up valium all day, I just know it. That explains that glazed over look she has constantly.

3. Those LIPS!!! Need I say more. It's like a inside out butthole on her face. Does noone else see that? And what is up with those curtains she pulls off as couture dresses? The fashion critics say she looks great, because the woman is an assasin and has lazer beams that shoot out of her eyes. She probably reads minds, and has telekenisis aswell. I'm frightened of the woman frankly. And that child army she's brooding is just one step closer to her plot for world domination.

I pity Brad Pitt. He may be an egotistical, adultering, playboy. But the guy couldn't have possibly seen this coming. She is a real life succubus and she has her poison fangs in him so deep, he's practically her ventrilloquist dummy at this point.

I really only half heartedly mean this stuff. I'm just bored and I really, really depise that woman. If nothing else, than for the fact that I am a single, full-time mom, and I work my butt of to take care of just ONE kid. But, I really dont mean to send hateful feelings towards her. That is one of the best qualities about this reality; it is what you make it and even your wildest dreams can come true...for some of us.