Inside Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen’s $14 Million N.Y.C. Apartment

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Josh Duboff

The closest thing we as a country have to a real-life Barbie and Ken, Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady have added another home to their arsenal. The couple has snapped up a condo in the One Madison glass tower on E. 22nd St., according to Page Six. Never ones to hold back (check out their recently built, 14,000 square foot Los Angeles palace, replete with "koi stocked moat"), the pair reportedly spent $14 million on the building's model apartment, "a full-floor private residence" on the 47th floor with "amazing city and river-to-river plus park views." In other words, Gisele will be able to wake up every morning and actively choose what kind of vista she feels like gazing at as she sips her chai tea.

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Meanwhile, the Post offered up this quote from an unnamed source, who may or may not be Tom Brady when he was 14 years old: "It will allow Tom Brady to look down on Gotham like Batman." (If there isn't some kind of Internet mockup of Brady in the regalia of the Caped Crusader, there will be any minute now.)

Fuel for your fantasies of being Tom and Gisele's child (or mutual lover, whatever your preference), here's what you'll be able to find inside: ". . . solid quarter-sawn white oak plank floors and oversized doors, a master bedroom with his and hers closets and a master bath with a soaking tub and custom double vanities." The interior design was overseen by Yabu Pushelberg.

This isn't the pair's first foray into the world of Manhattan real estate. Gisele once owned a triplex penthouse on W. 11th St., which she sold for $4.4 million; Tom had a condo at the Time Warner Center, which was taken off his hands for $17.5 million.

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