Introducing these bulge-enhancing, anti-muffin top boxer briefs

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Andrew Christian
Andrew Christian

If women can wear padded bras, girdles, and butt pads, then men should be able to use some devices to create the illusion of perfect figures too, right? But we're wondering if the recent craze of man Spanx and male body enhancing devises is getting out of hand. Today we found the Andrew Christian Show-It Bulge Enhancing Boxer. They're like a push-up bra for the penis. Here are the stats:

  • Features Show-It Technology 2.0 with a hidden "comfy cup" that gently lifts and presents the package to the front.

  • The horseshoe shaped inner cup is lined by soft elastic that gently aids in the lifting and adds up to 1.5 inches (3.8 cm) to a man's frontal measurement and provides the biggest enhancement of any underwear.

  • The underwear also features the custom Andrew Christian 'Anti-Muffin Top' elastic to slim the appearance of love handles.


Yes, wearers of these "Show-It" undies will appear to have more shapely bulges in their pants, but women may be slightly disappointed when the guys take them off. [Sociological Images]