JWOWW's clothing line shut down, while Snooki launches slippers

Fashion
JWOWW modeling her Filthy Couture line that will never be. / Photo by Getty Images
JWOWW modeling her Filthy Couture line that will never be. / Photo by Getty Images

Sorry to be the bearer of bad (good?) news, but all seven of you who pre-ordered your club gear from JWOWW's Filthy Couture line will be waiting forever. Radar reports that while her website launched in July, garments so tastefully named Pure Sin, Luscious Links, Violet Desire, and Sexy Siren, are not being produced. "Due to trademark issues the company was shut down," a friend told Radar. "Money needed to be returned to the people who had ordered clothing." The buddy added that "she couldn't handle the clothing line and didn't really have the help she needed."

JWOWW couldn't handle running a business? You're kidding! Jenni "JWOWW" Farley's official bio makes her sound so accomplished like she could take on the world! Look at all these great things JWOWW can feel proud of:

  • "long lines, cold winters, and fake club promoters who think they own New York made Jenni realize that she wasn't going to be like everyone else who had to wait or pay to get into clubs in the tri-state area"

  • "conquered the club scene on Long Island and much of Manhattan's Outer Boroughs"

  • "reached out to the rest of the country by telling her story through MTV's reality show 'Jersey Shore.'"


Snooki wants you to have Happy Feet in her new slippers.
Snooki wants you to have Happy Feet in her new slippers.

Don't worry, JWOWW--we're sure opportunity will come knocking again soon, maybe with shots of tequila in hand. And in the mean time you can always support your homegirl, Snooki. She's launching a line of slippers that hopefully won't suffer the same fate as Filthy Couture. Snooki may have popularized the hair pouf, but she's over the hair thing, so she "designed" a pair of leopard slippers for a brand called Happy Feet. (Is it just us or is she sticking with the poufy thing? These slippers are beasts!) You can preorder them now for $24.99, and the first 10,000 orders will arrive for the holidays. Then a full collection will follow. So if you aren't completely over watching "Jersey Shore" (for the joke, of course) by the time season three rolls around, you can watch in the comfort of your Snooki slippers. Pickle jar optional.