Let The Sun Shine (But Not Just Yet): What Your Sunglasses Say About You

I am about to describe an experience that, I hope, has happened to everyone. But if not, it just serves as further evidence that I am a freak: I don't know which sunglasses to buy. It's not only that, though. I find myself paralyzed by this retail decision. I can't stop thinking about the fact that I don't know which sunglasses I want, what kind of sunglasses woman I am, what my stupid sunglasses say about me, and how terribly outdated and smudged and scratched all of the sunglasses I currently own are. Everything about this is feeling terribly contrived and weird. Do I want to look like a glamorous movie star? Or a not so glamorous one? Should I go tough? Or really girly? Something that says I don't care about any of this at all? The only criteria I've been able to narrow down are no super-dark sunglasses (they make me stumble around like Mr. Magoo) and I don't like anything sparkly. And the search forges on.


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