Major Fail: Jessica Alba's Dark Makeup

I've always wondered what I'd look like with dark lipstick. I know that it's trendy to wear a dark berry, but everytime I put it on, I just don't feel at home with it and always end up wiping it off. Luckily, Jessica Alba's there to help me - she's about the same tone skin as me, and she tries such a myriad of looks that I can always see how things would look on me by looking at her.

Alba shows me that my own instincts were right - dark lipstick would look as horrible on me as it does on her! Seriously, this look is a major fail in my books. Not only is her makeup horrible, but those are about the ugliest shoes that I have ever seen. I hope they're not Tod's.