Miss Piggy’s Top 10 Fashion Tips

Jennifer Romolini, Shine editor in chief


1. If it's expensive (and he's paying)…it fits!
2. Your wardrobe should always make a statement. Mine says: "Hey, look at moi! I'm wearing haute couture…and you're not!"
3. Never wear anything that makes it impossible to enter a room without turning sideways.
4. Remember that style comes in all sizes. So, the bigger you are, the more style you have, n'est ce pas!?
5. Avoid body piercing: Moi much prefers to skewer others.
6. Watch what vous eat: My advice: Never eat anything you can't lift.
7. Don't be a fashion victim: If you enter a room and it's assumed that you lost the bet…go home and change.
8. Be happy with who you are. And if this doesn't work for you, then be happy with who I am!
9. The best things in life are free. But only if you're being comped.
10. If you're dating a frog, make sure your wardrobe is waterproof. If you're dating moi's frog, you're toast, sister!