Oscar fashion: The best, the worst, and the most confusing people of the night

The Oscars themselves were crazy last night (seriously, Hugh Jackman with that opening number?), but the clothes were pretty tame. With few exceptions, it appeared as if everyone was a mermaid or wearing their dream wedding dress or attending an '80s prom.

I watched the show with an outspoken group who had lots of opinions about the outfits. For the night's scariest, most beautiful, and downright befuddling, check out our slideshow above.