"Dear Beyonce's Baby, Why Can't I Be You?": How a Mom's Style Can Influence a Child's Coolness

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Hey Destiny's Child,

This message is for you lil' boo.

I know you're just a fetus of fabulousity at the moment, but I think you should know that I can't wait for you to come gyrating out of your mama B's moneymaker.

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That's right. I can't wait to be obsessed with you. To buy every "Us Weekly" promising paparazzi pictures of you fist bumping Obama in Rocawear velour jumpsuits. To applaud uproariously when you "make it clap" in diamond-encrusted diapers at your first Grammy Awards. To watch you school the other whack celebrity offspring in all your haute hipness.

As another mononymous musician (like yo daddy) once sampled, "Every move you make, every step you take, I'll be watching you."

Why wouldn't I? Your persuasion will build a nation. Your style and swagger will run the world, or at least the runway.

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Just look at your mom on the beach up there, sporting lioness hair and a belly chain fit for a queen. How could you not be awesome?! Check out these other best and worst celebrity baby bump looks -- as you can see, the mom's style is a good predictor of how awesome their baby is going to be. So basically, you're set.

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