Right Now in Jolie-Pitt Adventures: In the Cannes

We can pretend that there are other celebrity couples but really, who are we fooling? This is the only couple that matters and they're bringing their joint wattage to Cannes, big time.

Hello, sexytime. I'm surprised to find myself digging on BP in his hot white. Yes, the goatee's back but at least it's trim. Yes, the sunglasses are a bit much but they're Euro chic. Who knew that I'd think that a loose neck T and gold chains were hot?

Date night on the French Riviera. Just you and your lady. And your bodyguards and the press. Ah, romance.

Ka-blam, it's the double impact of his and hers eveningwear. Do I love Angie's messy hair and eggplant color gown? Do I love Brad's old school cut tux? Does it really matter? It's Angie and Brad, they'd look hot and superstar-ish in torn t-shirts and jean shorts. Acid wash jeans. Let's just enjoy this rare red carpet sighting of A-listers in their natural habitat.