Street sign for Mullet Place keeps getting stolen (so many jokes, so little time)

This is my favorite story of the day. Apparently in Green Bay, Wisconsin, there is a street called Mullet Place, and, though it is not named for the cheesy/skanky "business in the front, party in the back" '80's hairstyle, pranksters keep thieving Mullet Place's street signs.

According to Fox News, the folks at Greenbay's Public Works department have to replace the signage several times a year, at a cost of $100 per marker, and they are none-too-pleased:

"We've gone through a lot of Mullet Place signs," said Chris Pirlot of the city Public Works Department. "My only guess is that people are still in love with the '70s and '80s when the mullet haircut was prominent. I don't know."

The story further explains that there are times when all of the signs on the two-block street are absent, frustrating Mullet Place residents who can't give proper directions to their homes. City officials have attempted to deter vandals by hanging new signs 20 feet above the ground-and, if anyone is caught stealing the signs, he or she can be fined up to $1,000 for theft and criminal damage to property.

I know it's wrong to steal, but man, I can't help but fantasize: Who has all of these Mullet signs? Are they hanging next to massive collages of Agassi and Uncle Jesse circa 1986? Are they part of an awesomely bad "mullet" art installation with full-body sculptures of professional wrestling stars and busts of Michael Bolton? I know, I know. Realistically, they're probably lying in frat boy basements propping up the kegs.

But, hey, girl can dream.
Source: Fox News