If the Tackiness Fits...7 Shocking Things About Skechers’ New Daddy’$ Shoes

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It's Called 'Daddy'$' and We're Supposed to Pronounce That as 'Daddy's Money'
Do they mean "Daddy" or do they mean "Sugar Daddy?" Because last time I checked, my daughters' ... more 
Photo by: DaddysMoney.com
It's Called 'Daddy'$' and We're Supposed to Pronounce That as 'Daddy's Money'
Do they mean "Daddy" or do they mean "Sugar Daddy?" Because last time I checked, my daughters' father would not be swayed by belly shirts and jorts with a 3/4-inch inseam. In fact, I'm pretty sure he'd deliver a long lecture on the value of money, and then send them upstairs to put on pants. Also, using a dollar sign as an 'S' makes me want to punch someone in the throat. I truly hope Ke$ha sues them.
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Wed, Feb 27, 2013 1:04 PM EST

Remember the good old days, when Skechers was making cool, affordable skateboard-style sneakers that fit your kid's big wide feet? Yeah…those were the days. This week, it was brought to my attention that Skechers now has a new line of…something. Are they sneakers? Shoes? The most horrendous thing ever marketed to your daughter? Oh, right. It's that last one. The line of shoe/sneaker/fresh hell is called "Daddy'$" because obviously moms don't ever make the money, right? I hate so many things about these shoes and the marketing campaign, but I managed to pick 7 that I found to be the most shocking. Check it out! - By Joslyn Gray



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