Fashion
The MTV Movie Awards: All of the night's most pretty, confusing, and sad looks
Confusing: Megan Fox-
There is a problem here and that problem is Megan Fox's hair. Also, like most of our lovely, once normal-looking starlets, she is just getting way too skinny.
I know that the 2009 MTV Movie Awards were geared toward people who are around half my age. I know this because not only did I not recognize half of the audience at last night's show, I didn't even know all of the "famous" people receiving awards. The entire enterprise made me feel like some surly grandfather, shaking my cane at the screen and growling, "These kids today, can't they think of anything better to wear than weird minidresses and bondage-hooker shoes?!!" Apparently not.
Above, the evening's best and worst.
