This Week in Celebrity Fashion: For Those Who Cannes’t

Not everyone's invited to the big party over in Cannes but hey, they had better things to do anyway, right?

The haircut may be growing out a bit oddly but there's nothing wrong with Emma's fashion growth. I think this dress is adorable, the perfect blend of sweet and sassy but most importantly, right for a girl her age.

Speaking of people acting their age, it's Demi and Ashton, perfectly color coordinated. His red belt matches her red clutch and I bet his boxers go with her top. Haters gonna hate but that's true love. I do actually love Demi's look because it looks like it shouldn't go together but it does and I like how she accented the top's colors with her accessories. Makes me want to be bolder in my choices.

Another week, another Gwyneth attempt to shock and awe with something lowcut or highcut or both. I'm getting tired of her constant cries for attention and abuse of fashion. That doesn't mean I wouldn't steal those heels right off of her.

I don't particularly like Keira but I love a good dress. I'm scared that the circular one will try to hypnotize me but I'm fascinated by the peacock feathers on the demure one. It's a standout.