Would you buy self-tanner from Lindsay Lohan?

There are two celebrities that I will never buy self-tanner from, and they are Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. Maybe J.Lo, what with that signature Glo of hers and all, but those two? Nevah! I think we can all agree that when it comes to rocking the Oompa Loompa look, the former starlets take the carrot cake.

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So imagine my surprise, nay unadulterated glee, when I read that LiLo, fresh off the triumph of selling bizarre leggings, is bounding into the beauty market with a new self-tanner. What delicious irony!

Then again, maybe her trademark mishaps make her one of the most qualified self-tan product development experts in the world. A picture perfect self-tanned bod takes time, dedication and the persistence to keep trying where at first you don't succeed. In this respect, Lindsay has triumphed over many adversities.

So let's give the girl a slightly stained orange hand.

Still don't trust her? Well, trust us and our list of Five Best Self-Tanners Ever.

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