Hey Twitter, Cher is not dead. So that's good.
Here is why you shouldn't get your news from Twitter hashtags:
And this happens:
And pretty soon:
Enter Ricky Gervais, Cher's unofficial spokesperson, to set the record straight.
And that is how Twitter rumors start. No word from Cher this morning. Her most recent tweet came last night from Chaz's birthday party, so she's probably just sleeping in. Nobody panic.