10 hilarious habits that men hide

Harold Cunningham/Wire ImageHarold Cunningham/Wire ImageSome will crack you up. Some will gross you out. Ten ultra gutsy guys reveal the personal quirks that make them "unique."

"I check for monsters under the bed. It all started when I was little, and I still need to do it on occasion. Only once has a woman ever noticed. I couldn't think of a good excuse, so I was honest: 'I'm checking for monsters.' She laughed and threw a pillow at me. Did she think I was kidding?" - Joe, 28, bond trader

"After any meal I cook, I worry about residue on my pots and pants (what if it's E.Coli?). So I fill them with water, turn the burners on high, and boil the heck out of them." - Blake, 27, actor

"I pick my nose - but only when I'm alone." - Patrick, 28, educator

"I bite my toenails." - Geoff, 28, researcher

"I speak to my cats exclusively in Spanish." - Nathaniel, 29, PR professional

"Each morning, I sort baseball cards. It can take anywhere from 15 minutes to a couple of hours." - Mikael, 47, mime

"I shave my pubic hair." - Michael, 32, program director

"Every time I have a bad thought, I cross myself. And every time I make a wish, I also cross myself. So I end up doing it 75 to 100 times every day!" - Anthony, 24, law student

"I put cologne on when I work late. For some reason, it helps me concentrate." - Mike, 33, Lawyer

"If I'm too lazy to do laundry, I stuff my dirty clothes in one of my dresser drawers. I call it my magic drawer, because after a few days, clothes seem magically cleaner!" - Joel, 30, writer

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