10 things we learned about sex (and sexiness) from watching the 2008 VMAs
1. Curves are in! Britney Spears, Demi Moore, Christina Aguilera, Pink, Rihanna, Jordin Sparks, Perez Hilton...they all looked well nourished, confident and sexy (well, maybe not Perez).
2. Unfortunately, leotards are in, too. Rihanna and Pink were the worst offenders, while Katy Perry's short shorts got dangerously close to camel-toe territory; and while Christina Aguilera wasn't officially in a leotard, the spandex pants she wore for her "live" performance put her squarely in the middle of the '80s, and not in a good, ironic way. We think the "I just left the house and forgot to put my pants on" look suggests more insanity than sexiness.
3. Going pantless is not a purely female affliction, as Lil Wayne can attest. Squeezing your junk every few seconds, however, is all (inadequate or incontinent) male.
4. Use condoms or you'll become Republican.
5. In a night of technical mishaps, uninspired acceptance speeches, horrible weaves, record producers in the audience so bored they just texted all night...there was only one thing that was truly hot, and it certainly wasn't Paris. Nope, it was Paramore. Their performance rocked!
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