15 Ways Men Decide You're Not The One
Last year we ran a story on how real guys knew their girlfriend was The One. (If you haven't read it, do it right now. The story about the girl who essentially snagged a proposal by singing Kid Rock's "Cowboy" at karaoke.) And this week on Twitter real men are tweeting how they knew a woman wasn't The One, using the trending topic #IKnewSheWasntIt.
By Zoë Ruderman
Never ones to pass up a chance to sneak a peek into the male mind, we scrolled through the tweets. And if you don't have a job that considers reading guys' tweets to be work (sigh, we're so lucky), no worries. We rounded up the 15 you don't want to miss here.
I knew she wasn't it when...
... I said "I love you" and she said, "I know". -@ArfiveDefour
...she gave me more headaches then she gave me head. -@currentlydreamn
...her feet look like she's been valet parking for the Flintstones. -@BigTiggerShow
...she changed the radio station in my car. -@ikingmoe
...I saw the tat above her [hoo-ha] that read, "rated E for everyone". -@lovexmaymay
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...she tried to tell me what to wear. -@CallMe_
...she asked for my number and pulled out a flip phone. -@nachokinfolk
...she showed off her new Justin Bieber tattoo. -@johnmcgarity
...she called me fives times because I didn't answer a text. -@PicasZo24
...my mom didn't approve. -@AussDawg
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...her panties said Friday....hell, it's Wednesday. -@StoneFlem
...she couldn't make me laugh. -@Ramskeez
...she said she thought W.E.B DuBois was a hip hop group. -@H_D_ENT_PRES
...she farted in front of me. Dayum, we hadn't even had sex yet. Let's take it slow. -@N_Veezy_Baby
...she didn't know the difference between here/hear red/read there/their. -@LabeledLex
Now we want to hear from you. Finish the sentence: I knew he wasn't it when...
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