19 Sexy Ways to Turn Your Woman On

Curious about how to tickle your woman's fancy? Before you say things like, "You complete me" (and wind up having vomit hurling your way), or go out and spend a fortune on jewelry, here's a few (less expensive) ways to turn your woman on.

1. Do the dishes. There is something incredibly sexy about a man who tells his woman, "shhhhh, love, I've got this" and takes the plate and sponge out of her hands.
2. Brush her hair.What? You might ask. Look: I've felt aroused by having my hair combed before, and let me tell you that if you want to put her in the mood fast-- get the comb and work your way from the bottom upward. Slowly.
3. Fix the headlights on your car. That is, when you're driving somewhere together. Say something witty like, "I have to adjust the headlights-- they're just not right." Then get out, in the darkness, and make faces like you're working hard at aligning the direction of the light. By the time you get back in the car, be prepared to take a break before you hit the road again.
4. Run a hot bath-- complete with ambiance. Women love to be pampered, so invest in some aroma therapy candles, some bath oil or salts, and have soothing music set up for her to soak her naked body... you see where this will lead, right?
5. Show her a balanced checkbook. Or even better-- you made a deposit on a savings account for retirement. Fiscal responsibility... so sexy!!!
6. Touch her for a long, long time. It doesn't have to be sexual, just light touches, up and down her body. Focus on her face, neck and maybe a foot rub. Do it because it turns you on, not because you expect anything. Do it because seeing her happy makes you happy. She'll know the difference in your motivation.
7. Take her to a point of inspiration and talk. Couples that have been together for a while forget how fun it is to date. The moments when you could watch a sunset together and talk about your future together made you fall in love. Repeating the steps will bring back those memories. (Pssst: and those feelings, too).
8. Bring her something she likes a lot, like chocolate. Don't wait until Valentine's Day to surprise your lovely lady. Buy chocolate, roses, or favorite "little nothing" any day of the year. You know her best-- so show her!
9. Leave a trail of post-it note love messages. Surprise her in the morning as she comes out to make her morning coffee with cute little notes about how you love her and can't wait to see her again later-- in the coffee filter, in the coffee tin, even in her favorite coffee mug. Don't be surprised if she calls you randomly (like a giddy school girl) to thank you.
10. Do a sexy dance for her. Hey, the whole strip-tease thing works both ways. Bonus points if you are flexible and take your time. You know, so she can "warm up" and get hot and bothered.
11. Dance with her. Preferably salsa. Make sure there's a lot of body-hugging closeness and sensual touches. You know, women can't get enough of the whole "touching" thing.
12. Fix the toilet. Or the kitchen sink. Or put up a shelf. Whatever needs repairs around the house. Break something if you have to (but not when she sees you). Please refer to #3: a man who can be her hero and take care of her is the ultimate in sexy beasts!
13. Shave. It's not too much to ask. A woman who loves to kiss her man's face will appreciate you removing the cactus farm from your skin.
14. Ask what you can do to help. Oh my goodness... I think I just revealed the biggest secret to turning a woman on. Offering help before she asks for it is one of THE. BIGGEST. TURN. ONS.
15. Grab her by the hair and kiss her passionately. Yes, women love the gushy love scenes, so it wouldn't hurt you to try it. Why do you think 50 Shades of Grey is so popular?
16. Go down on her. Sorry to put it that way. But do it right: be soft, then hard, and use both tongue and fingers. Read up on tips by doing an online search. But for goodness sakes, make her feel like she landed in paradise, and she'll return the pleasure tenfold!
17. Start out slow, and keep it slow-- until she's ready. Now that the topic has turned sexual, yeah, turn her on, for real. No bunny-hopping. Tease her with touching and hold back. Do this for close to an hour and I guarantee you she will have the "O" of her life!
18. Have pillow talk. I know this happens afterward but she'll remember your gentle, loving ways next time. She might just surprise you in the morning.
19. Remind her how special she is to you. This is important for both men and women-- showing your appreciation for all the big and small things he or she does for you really makes a difference. Feeling loved and respected always comes with rewards, so be prepared to have Karma serve you just desserts.