5 Things You Should Never Say in Bed

MagazineDudes dish on why your morning-after comments made him never want to call (or text) again.

By Michelle Mulligan

You meet a cutie at the club, you go-on a super-sexy romantic date, you see a hot friend you've been wanting to upgrade….and rushed right to the bedroom. Worried that you ruined your chances for a deeper connection? Our dude panel says that what you say may have more impact that what you did.

"I don't just sleep with anybody."

Our dude panel: "I've had girls get mad when I don't automatically make months out plans the instant we hook up. If she's trying to say, 'I wouldn't have done it if I didn't think we had serious potential,' I don't buy it. How can she know that if we've only known each other a couple of hours? Also, this makes a lot of assumptions about where my head is at. It's like, I can't know if you're going to be my girlfriend yet, sorry."

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Damage Control. "If you drop this line and get a weird reaction, I would just laugh it off and talk about how fun the night we had together was. A playful and sweet girl would really make me take her at her word."

"I love Mondays at the club!"


Our dude panel: "Haha, I think this one is obvious. I know we were having a good time, but I don't want to be the happy hour special!"

Damage Control: I would add a quick…"because it's never that crowded!"

"What are you doing next Saturday?"

Our Dude Panel: "Don't even try to be cute, we know you're fishing for clues on when we're going to see each other again. That's fine, but it's hotter if you just act indifferent."

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Damage Control: "Just leave right away with a casual, have a nice afternoon! When girl's act this way, I can't help but wondering where she's headed!"

"You need to go, my husband will be back any minute!"

Our Dude Panel: "Lol, believe it or not, I've actually heard this one!"

Damage Control: "There is none, just time to go."

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