7 Things Not to Say to a Guy After Sex
Want those first few moments following a hook-up with a new dude to feel really special? Well, then take the advice of comic Amy Schumer and don't mutter any of these phrases.
1. "This made me want to learn to read."
2. "Do you always cry like that in the middle?"
3. "Are we engaged yet?"
4. "Sorry I ripped out some of your back hair. Can I keep it?"
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5. "I hope we made a baby!"
6. "Wait, you already had crabs, right?"
7. "Wow, I was so loud I hope I didn't wake the kids."
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