8 Cringe-Worthy Stories of when PDA Goes Too Far

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We're all for showing affection when we're out and about with our dudes. But there is certainly a line where displaying some love goes from warm and fuzzy to downright grody. Here are eight can't-believe-they're real stories of PDA that was taken to a whole 'nother level. Don't try these...ever.

By Natasha Burton

1. The Double Cup-Age
"I was at an outdoor concert listening to the band play when I saw the couple in front of me sitting with their hands down the backside of each other's pants, cupping each other's butts if you will. The dude's crack was totally showing, too. Ick." -Alex, 26

2. The Mile High Fondle
"On a recent flight, I sat with a European couple who was very touchy. But I was still surprised when I woke up from a mid-flight nap to see the woman giving the guy a handjob under the airline blanket. Right next to me." -Rene, 27

3. The Sea Monster Spotting
"Every time I go on a tropical vacation, it seems like there is always that one couple obviously sexing it up in waist-deep water while I'm trying to enjoy the beach. No, you are not being subtle when you've got your legs wrapped around your man's penis-area." -Taylor, 29

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4. The Off-Road Head
"I just moved to a new city and ended up taking a wrong turn. When I pulled into a fairly empty parking lot to turn around, I spotted a couple in the driver's seat of a car, with the car door wide open. The seat was reclined back and the girl was giving the guy a BJ, literally in plain sight. On a sunny Saturday afternoon." -Jess, 29

5. The Untimely Ass-Grab
"I once dated a guy who would slap, grab, and otherwise fondle my ass in the most mundane, random places-like, while waiting in line for a ride at Disneyland. Talk about inappropriate right?! Eventually his creepy-grabby ways were too much for me to handle." -Sarah, 25

6. The Too Much Love-In-This-Club Rogue Finger
"I have a guy friend whose favorite thing in the world is fingering girls when he's dancing with them out in the club. Presumably, the ladies he does this with are into it too. But, come on, no one wants to witness that kind of action." -Meg, 30

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7. The Ta-Ta Tug
"This one time, I saw a guy give his (I assume) girlfriend's boob a squeeze while they were out to dinner with an older couple. Whether the people they were with were his parents, her parents, or total strangers, that PDA moment was so, so wrong." -Tina, 27

8. The Public Transportation Handy
"So I was riding the bus back home from work. A trashy-looking couple boarded and sat across from me. I was reading my book, but I thought I saw movement coming from their direction. He was wearing shorts, which had hiked up pretty far when he sat down. His peen was sticking out from beneath his shorts cuff, and she was jacking him off-on the public bus. It was a very unpleasant ride (for me anyway-that guy probably really loved it). I made up my mind to act as though I didn't see anything, and kept reading." -Jason, 29

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