A sex toy for your eyelashes, we sh*% you not

turbolash.jpg
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And we thought the Dial-a-Lash was stupid. Splendora just introduced us to Estée Lauder's Turbolash--yes, it's a freaking vibrating mascara. And as far as we can tell, it vibrates even with the cap almost all the way on: "Twist mascara cap at middle to open. The motor will automatically turn on...to close, twist cap tightly until motor shuts off." The tag line should be "Turn it on. And it turns you on." Or how about "Auto-powered, vibrating brush gives you: Volume. Length. Curl. Separation. Orgasms. All at once"?

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It's currently sold out on EL's site, natch. Come on girls, 30 bucks (or thereabouts) can get you a much better, proper vibrator! We just hope the young'uns who can't buy from Babeland just yet know better than to use this as an insertible, like the ones who don't know any better do with their electric toothbrushes. So not a good idea.

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