A sex toy named Bob
Sophisticated Swedish "sex life accessory label" Lelo has been on a roll this year: first there was the Nea Black Pearl Valentine, then the flushed deep rose Iris for Spring, followed by the lipstick look-alike Mia vibe. But considering the high-end, luxury vibe they're going for, Lelo's made some pretty wacky decisions in the naming of their most recent toys. A month or so back, there was the BO love ring, which unfortunately called to mind stinky post-gym sweat. Now, there's the new BOB, reminding us of that classic episode of The Newlyweds:
Question: "Where's the craziest place you've ever had sex."
Answer: "Um, in the butt, Bob."
Yes, BOB is a "gentleman's plug," the second in their toys-for-boys department (called their ("Homme line"). Not sure who wants to stick something named Bob up their butt, but, hey, if calling yourself a gentleman makes you feel better about exploring anal pleasure, go for it! If you can get past the name, it's got a lot of things going for it: like all Lelos, it's made of body-safe material, comes in lush packaging, and has a one-year warranty. We would have liked to have seen the external loop for removal a little bigger, to prevent overzealous anal probers from going too far, if you know what we mean (that's just an E.R. story waiting to happen). But as long as you just let the design follow the contours of your body, you should be able to get a nice P-spot massage for added stimulation, whether alone or with a partner.
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