Bacon Lube. Yes, This is Real
It all started as an April Fools joke. J&D's, a food company that specializes in bacon-flavored products advertised a lubricant on their website that tasted like Sunday brunch on the farm.
It was only supposed to be a April 1st gag. Obviously it's not a good idea, because nobody really wants to bring the smell of sizzling pig parts into the bedroom, right? Wrong. Very, very wrong. After the fake bacon lube accumulated a 3,000 person waiting list, and several fervent pleas for the real thing, the company realized there was a market for this whole bacon as sex toy thing.
Lo and behold, Bacon Lube was born. Go ahead and order a $12 bottle as a hilarious joke, because you'll never actually use it, you just want to buy it so you can see how it smells and probably give it to a friend as a gag gift, unless you forget and just keep it to try. Only once, and only as a joke, of course.
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