Bacon Lube. Yes, This is Real

I'll take an order of bacon lube. That comes with home fries lube, right?
I'll take an order of bacon lube. That comes with home fries lube, right?

It all started as an April Fools joke. J&D's, a food company that specializes in bacon-flavored products advertised a lubricant on their website that tasted like Sunday brunch on the farm.

It was only supposed to be a April 1st gag. Obviously it's not a good idea, because nobody really wants to bring the smell of sizzling pig parts into the bedroom, right? Wrong. Very, very wrong. After the fake bacon lube accumulated a 3,000 person waiting list, and several fervent pleas for the real thing, the company realized there was a market for this whole bacon as sex toy thing.

Lo and behold, Bacon Lube was born. Go ahead and order a $12 bottle as a hilarious joke, because you'll never actually use it, you just want to buy it so you can see how it smells and probably give it to a friend as a gag gift, unless you forget and just keep it to try. Only once, and only as a joke, of course.

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